Somerset’s multitool

What humans are capable of is far more terrifying than a ghost or even a demon. Fincher’s villain in Se7en, unnamed, unseen, unnamed in the trailer, the opening credits, or in either of Roger Ebert’s pieces about the film (he liked it more as time went on) displays this terror as well as any film villain – supernatural or otherwise.

As the sun set the day after one of the most horrific days of my life, it was quiet and I put on my headphones to watch a movie that I knew would, through horror, distract me from my own. And in the first 30 minutes, you see Somerset’s Black Parker Jotter 10 times. His switchblade once, his gun once, his badge once… His work is not in shooting or intimidating, it is investigation, though he receives mostly grief for it. The beat cop who shows him into an apartment at the beginning of the film, unconnected to the Se7en murders, “you know we’re all gonna be glad when you’re retired Somerset!” The question, “Did the kid see it?” Somerset attempts to bring pause, a string, a shred of decency into this soaking wet, murderous, nihilistic place. Fincher’s setting for the film is not NYC (though that’s the library). It is not LA (the diner that you’ve seen before). It is Hell.

The others will see him – Mills listens to Somerset, the chief references “his big brain”, the guard at the library accommodates him with classical music, and Tracy sees him — and pays for it. The culture wins again, malice defeats nobility; utterly. 

Somerset’s fatigue is immense as he climbs into the cab. This is one of the few moments in the city when it is not raining. The weight upon his eyes only increases as they drive by another unconnected murder. At the library he gives the definitive speech about his character and how it conflicts and contrasts with this horrific realm (copied most recently by Matt Reeves in The Batman),  “Gentlemen, gentlemen, a wealth of knowledge and culture is at your fingertips, and what do you do? You play poker.” “We’ve got culture, culture coming out of our ass!” More of the villain’s assessment is correct than we are comfortable with. Said without the venom of the beat cop, and gently softened by the guard who let him into the library, “how about this for culture?” as he plays Bach’s Air Suite #3. This guard and Tracy are the only ones who appreciate Somerset’s gentle, but clear defiance of Hell. Even as Somerset knows he will lose battle after battle, and ultimately the war.

Even in Hell, at least for Fincher, there can be grace and beauty. Worth a brief rewatch: The library scene is exquisite.

Never get less than 12 hours sleep

I loved Teen Wolf. It held up well on the rewatch. Some of the nostalgic movies do not. And, for about the 20th time, I was a bit surprised to see a jotter in the hands of his dad, Howard, who does not know that soon Lowe’s is going to try to put him out of business in about a decade.

Perhaps the most obvious MacGuffin in film, or as some directors would call it “plot” that provides the excitement for the story.
Howard doesn’t need to talk much. Everyone, including Scott’s basketball coach, who provides some of the most hilarious lines in the film out of absolutely nowhere, knows who Howard is and they respect him. One step beyond the film is a story about growing up, with an added challenge of being a werewolf. A step deeper is a father and son who lost their mother to cancer and have done well in her absence. And beyond is a community that cares for one another and knows one another.

I weep a lot these days for many reasons. Among them, tears I should have shed as a kid. When Howard confronts the principal of the school I shed a few tears. A good man, standing up for his son without going anywhere near the levels we might have hoped. “Rusty, I want you to leave my son alone. <beat> He’s a good kid, <beat> he’s just going through some changes… <beat> (deep growl, mildly red eyes, no extra fur… Rusty loses control of his bodily functions. This happened the last time Howard confronted him….) <beat> Click, click… I knew I could count on you Rusty.”

There’s more to say about the film. Styles, Pamela, Boof. The rest of coach’s advice: “Never play cards with a man who has the sam first name as a city and never date a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body… You follow those (and the one listed at the top) and everything else is cream cheese.” The communal cavalier approach to sex, drugs, and basketball. But I’m only here for the pens.

Oh the humanity

I decided to give this film ten minutes, assuming I would be bored listening to and watching two old, Catholic men talking… Regardless of whether one or both were the spiritual leader of a billion other Catholics.
It is a brilliant and enjoyable film and there is a lot of subtlety, why it was nominated for 58 awards, winning 11 (none from the Academy). Like a lovely 40MPH drive through the Fall, not too fast, enough time to enjoy, but you still get somewhere.

There are a lot of fancy pens in this movie, but the jotter stands out in the moment where the two men find some common humanity.

The List

Do you have a strange hobby? This is mine. Welcome! My formal interest began in 2017. Began the list in 2021. Here it is so far. What have I missed?

Documented Films with Jotter(s):

  1. A Stupid and Futile Gesture (D. Gleeson)
  2. Air (Chris Tucker)
  3. Bombshell (male lawyer for Nicole Kidman)
  4. Breakfast Club (Carl the Janitor)
  5. Bull Durham (Costner, when telling Nuke how to handle press)
  6. Confess, Fletch (Griz)
  7. Elvis (Tom Hanks – messes with the theory)
  8. Enemy of the State (Mentioned, not shown: NSA team)
  9. Erin Brockovich (Albert Finney, in Green Running Suit)
  10. The Father (Social Worker)
  11. Fear Street (Sheriff)
  12. Firm (Tom Cruise???)
  13. Footloose (John Lithgow, Reverend Shaw Moore)
  14. The Game (Michael Douglass)
  15. Ghostbusters. Female Ghostbusters (Melissa McCarthy)
  16. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Craig)
  17. Goldeneye (Q, Bond, Boris)
  18. Good Will Hunting (Professor Lambeau’s assistant, Tom)
  19. Heat (Pacino’s assistant at a crime scene)
  20. Inside Man (Chiwetel Ejiofor, Denzel’s partner)
  21. Irishman (Al Pacino, Bill Bufalino)
  22. Joker (His boss and both social workers)
  23. Judas and the Black Messiah (Crucifictorius)
  24. Just Mercy (DA and Brie Larson)
  25. Karate Kid (Elizabeth Shue)
  26. The Little Things (older LA cops)
  27. Longest Yard (new One, Chris Rock, caretaker)
  28. A Man Called Otto (Tom Hanks)
  29. Misery (Sheriff)
  30. Point Break (Gary Busey)
  31. Patch Adams (Psychiatrist, Truman, Dean, Doctor who uses patient’s names)
  32. Pieces of a woman (judge)
  33. Rainmaker (Danny Devito)
  34. Risky Business (Bronson Pinchot, Balki)???
  35. Se7en (Somerset)
  36. Shawshank (Andy Duphresne)
  37. Shutter Island (Dicaprio)
  38. Superbad (Rogen and Hader)
  39. Tar (cannot recall, have a picture but cannot see the actor’s face)
  40. Teen Wolf (James Hampton/Harold Howard, Adult Wolf)
  41. The Two Popes (Anthony Hopkins, Sitting Pope, while watching the Dog on TV)
  42. Three Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri (John Hawkes, Ad Man, Sam Rockwell — as he writes down the license plate, deputy police officer)
  43. Trial of the Chicago 7 (Joseph Gordon Levitt, Eddie Redmayne)
  44. Terminator (Dr. Silverman)
  45. Zodiac (Downey Jr., Gyllanhall, Ruffalo, Edwards)